I don’t need a recap, I’ve already seen all the other movies.Ĥ6. Why’d Jacob leave? He’s supposed to be babysitting all the time, cuz, bro, it’s a wolf thing.Ĥ4. I got my good suit on for this & shit doesn’t even go down.Ĥ2. Another pathetic spot in the movie, the Indian Vampire Child.Ĥ1. Thanks hun, for using me as a battering ram.Ĥ0. There’s a lot of excessive head lobbing going on right now.ģ8. Jacob seems like he’s taking his sweet as time running away.ģ7. Why run toward them, let them come to you. This Valtori guy, Aro, & his eccentric gasps.ģ5. This is a pathetic excuse for a fight.ģ4. What’d they expect, the girl from Taken was going to pay the consequences.ģ3. You don’t have to yell Car, we can hear you from a mile away just fine.ģ2. I should have known Eddy would have a little bitch moment.ģ1. Oh God, Edward & Carlisle’s intimate talk. Non CGI Renesmee is even uglier than the CGI Renesme at Christmas.ģ0. They don’t have any human interaction anymore.Ģ8. Why do all the vampire’s even bother with contacts still. Third times a charm, she’s a quick learner.Ģ7. Bella practicing with a very constipated look.Ģ6. Sucks that it takes so long for this guy to retrack all his black smoke.Ģ5. There are wayyyy too many characters introduced at this point.Ģ4. My kid would have so much hand sanitizer since all she does is touch people.Ģ3.
Why couldn’t they fins a little girl that looked like them?ġ9. It’s like I’m watching the SyFy channel, the graphics are so bad.ġ7. Why’s Carlisle’s face so white all the damn time? I mean, it’s obvious makeup.ġ6.
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I was hoping to go through this last movie without teenage boys ripping their clothes off.ġ5. That’s really fucking far to go chopping wood.ġ4. She has the worst, boring personality.ġ3. Renesmee’s room obviously, I’m not going to sleep in a crib.
Again, like usual, she has no emotion after getting this getaway home.ġ2. Nessie? Hell yes I’d rather call her that. Bella sounds like a tranny yelling at Jacob.ġ0. I wonder if Renesmee is going to be a popular kids’ name this year.ĩ. Worst CGI ever of her running through the woods.Ĥ.
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